Was Santa apparently full by the time he got to your house, leaving you with some extra Christmas cookies?
No worries, even if you're low on milk … or are lactose intolerant.
All the adults in your household can loosen their belts and finish off those goodies with a brew or two.
Sugar and Booze, part 1: VinePair created the infographic below with suggestions like a blonde ale for all those Santa, stocking and Christmas tree decorated sugar cookies; a chocolate porter for fudge confections; and an oatmeal stout for your grandmother's oatmeal raisin cookies.
Depending on how many extra cookies you have on hand, you might be able to push your potent potable pairings into 2020.
Booze and taxes: And the good news in that case is that the consolidated U.S. government spending and tax bill that was enacted just before Christmas includes a provision that keeps in place a lower federal excise tax rate for beer, wine and spirits.
Alcohol excise taxes were one of the first revenue sources for the United States, notes the Tax Foundation, dating to the first distilled spirits tax imposed in 1791, which sparked the Whiskey Rebellion (and which got a shout out in Lin-Manuel Miranda's Broadway and beyond hit "Hamilton," specifically in Cabinet Battle #1).
Lawmakers have historically turned to alcohol taxes to raise emergency revenue in times of war or over budget deficit concerns. Federal alcohol excise taxes were last increased in 1991 under the Omnibus Budget Reconciliation Act of 1990.
The taxes were set to go back up on Jan. 1, 2020, to around 5 cents per 12-ounce can or bottle of beer, 4 cents per 5-ounce glass of wine and 13 cents per 1.5-ounce shot.
Now, however, they'll stay at the TCJA lower rates for one more year, through 2020.
That's definitely worth a toast and a cookie or two or three or….
Sugar and Booze, part 2: OK. If you're worried about a sugar coma or hangover, consider a post-Christmas, pre-New Year's Eve party to celebrate the continued low alcohol excise tax rate for another year and spread your cookie wealth (and calories!) among your family and friends.
Ana Gasteyer's new single, "Sugar and Booze," is the perfect party song.
Enjoy and cheers, prost, cin cin, salud, santé, saúde, skål, za zdorovye or whatever global libation toast you prefer.
You also might find these items of interest:
- Beer excises taxes across the United States
- Beating the heat, if not taxes, with cooling cocktails
- 10 beers to try despite their states' high alcohol taxes